13 SIGNS YOU
ARE A GRAMMAR NAZI!
1. Language is just not the means of
communication but it’s a religion!
2. You often judge people based on their
language. In fact almost all your best friends have got a good hold over the
language.
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3. You subconsciously act like an auto
correct while having a conversation with people.
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4. It pisses you off when you correct
people and in reply you get to hear, “Oh it’s the same!” because it’s not the
same. Language isn't that flexible you see!
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5. You hate people using Indian words
like, “No re, yes pa, What ra? No na, Why da, le, ma etc.!”
6. You are not a good English speaker
just because you use the word fucking in almost every expression you try to
convey. No, it simply doesn't work that way! You seriously have to learn new
words of expression! (“It’s fucking cold, I fucking love you, I fucking hate
you!) These are not even proper sentences!
7. You no more find that extremely good
looking person attractive after finding out that he/she commits too many
grammatical errors!
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8. You secretly planned to start with an
English speaking course but later dropped the idea thinking about the horror of
meeting so many people like that!
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9. You keenly observe accents and can
also guess from which part of India the person belongs to by simply listening
to him/her speak!
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10.
Your dream girl/boy list predominantly consists of a good command over the language.
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11.
You
often have that moment of shock when you meet people working in highly paid
jobs who make a pile of grammatical errors. Seriously, how did you just get
there? I would dismiss you right there, if I was the one interviewing you!
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12.
Hate
speeches on English piss you off as the matter is not just about speaking good
English but any language for that matter!
13.
All
this while you were looking for the grammatical errors in this article!
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