Confessions of a single girl

People question me about my relationship status too often.  “How on earth are you still single?”  Well, I am happy being single for too many reasons. On such a conversation, while I was trying to convince my friend who terribly wished to get me committed with her brother, I really came up with conclusive perks of being single! Since then, I love this status even more.

1.   I need not run to the parlor to get my gorilla hands and legs waxed before every date!

2.   I need not bother about putting on the couple’s weight. Yes the extra ponds which you committed ones put on as the outcome of having dinners and snacks together.

3.   I am someone who would hardly remembers any relative of mine and trying to act as if I love your far off cousin’s wife’s brother’s new born kid is just too much pain.

4.   I can finish up all the coke alone without sharing it with him. The two straws and one glass is just eww!

5.   I can dress up in whatever the hell I want to. He doesn't like me wearing those baggy jeans of mine? I don’t care!

6.   The guy on the bus this morning was simply hot. I can always smile at him guiltlessly. The other guy at the coffee shop was cute. I can let him share glances at me. And you know what? I am guilt free to even hang out with as many male friends of mine as I wish to because I am answerable to none!

7.   I need not worry about saving to meet him. I can spend everything on myself.

8.   I have more time and can choose too many new hobbies, including couple dancing with some hottie dancer. ;)

9.   I have a very bad memory and I am saved from remembering his birthday and stuffs.

10.                     I need not worry about the call packs, currency or battery to talk to him only to end up saying, Yawn yawn, “Ummm what else?”

11.                     I feel more confident, sexy and desirable and I can focus on my career and lead an independent life!

12.                     I need not worry about sending him my nude pictures in order to compensate for the lack of personal meetings and yeah seeing his crooked dick alone would do no help to give me orgasms!