11 Types of friends on
Facebook!
We all like to have a bigger list
of friends on Facebook. We may not know the majority of people in our friends
list. While cleaning my friends list, I happened to categorize the friends list
in these categories.
1.
The
forceful friend category
.gif)
These constitute
of a large category. They are the ones who like all your pictures, posts, links
and also the pages and stuffs that you happen to like! They compulsorily flood
all your pictures and posts with sugary comments as if they know you since your
cradle times! They often boast your self-confidence to an insane level. The
moment you are online, there pops a message from them.
2.
Candy
crush category
.gif)
These are the
annoying people on Facebook, who for some strange reason forget that not
everyone is here to play games. One more time you send me the request, I will
make sure you are crushed!
3.
The
friends stealer category
.gif)
4.
The
tagger category
.gif)
You have this person in your
friends list just because you have a few mutual friends. Apart from that you
really don’t know the person well. It is anyway not necessary that you
personally know each and every one here. This person ends up tagging you on
each and every picture of him. You are not in the picture, you are not the
photographer and nothing about the picture is related to you but you get
tagged!
5. The selfie queen category
She loves herself and loves to pose. The people
around her are tired of clicking and hence she ends up mastering the art of
SELFIE! She floods her timeline with loads of the duck faced, cleavage show off
selfie, the bum selfies etc.
6. “Hello hi buddy” category
.gif)
They send a “Hi” you reply, “Hello” he asks
“How are you?” You reply “I am fine thank you” The conversation never goes
beyond that. The chat is limited to the introductory hellos and his and one
fine day you stop replying to his/her “hi!”
7. The wanna be Boyfriend/Girlfriend
category
.gif)
This person deliberately tries to strike a
conversation with you. They are a little beyond the forceful friend category as
they start flirting and end up sounding cheesy as well as give you direct hints
regarding their feelings for you. You give them clear signs that you are not
interested but they continue to do so.
8. The pokers
.gif)
Ouch it hurts! I see no point in poking
people. This category of people derives some sadistic pleasure in poking you!
:P Well, just saying ;)
9. The normal people
.gif)
They are the ones who make it worth having
an account. You are actually here to connect with them. You start with them and
then get lost in the race of having more Facebook friends and end up with the
above categories of people!
1.
The
lovely couples
.gif)
I bet everyone has this category in your
profiles. They might be recently married or dating. They often post their holiday
pictures together. They don’t mind posting their tired panting faced pictures
too! Darlings, I know you look damn awesome together but you are the reason I feel
pathetically lonely! You guys are the reason I hog more due to depression.
. The sad ones
.gif)
These are always sad and are sympathy lovers. They put up status like, "I miss home!" "My doggy ate only one cookie today" "I am losing hair" "Broke up with him/her"! Frankly speaking, nobody is really interested in knowing about your griefs. Grow up!
Sports reporters
.gif)
These are the ones i often ignore during the matches. I don't see the point in updating every little detail on Facebook. The ones who are interested, will watch it. You need not flood our timeline with the sports report!
Comments
Post a Comment