Top 5 bad pickup lines!
Since ages men are known for wooing women they seemed to like. It is quiet acceptable if the man approaches the girl first. I have often heard girls saying, “I do like him, but how can I tell him? He is the man. Let him approach first!” Sadly, not always is the scenario in which the girl also likes the boy. She might not know him at all. Yes, it often happens that the girl isn't even aware of the fact that the boy exists. Building castles in air in this context would be harmful to your hearts boys! Let me recall the top 5 bad pick up lines!
I have heard this bad pick up line “Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.” Dude, seriously? This accounts to the number One in the list of bad pickup lines! Her reply could be, “Can I have your photograph? The Police station seems to miss yours”.
What is your mobile number has now being updated with “What is your Watsaap number”? It means the same. If she happens to accept your friend request on a social networking site, it doesn't mean you can get too sticky and take the liberty to get closer, unless she too seemed interested in you. Many a times, the guy also asks, “Let us meet then”. Boy, if the girl politely gives you excuses of not being able to share her number, it means you need to just shut and feel privileged to be friends at least on the social networking site! Recently, on denying on the idea of sharing my number, the sad guy replied, “Okay Queen Elizabeth, continue waiting for your king”. Good, he accepted that he wasn't the one.
On one such occasion, at Karavali Festival, I met the example of another bad pick up line! A boy walked over to me and said “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?” Kind of funny, yes, but this type of bad pickup line has got egomaniac written all over it. The reply to this could be, “Do you believe in Creepy alert at first sight? Or do you still wish to walk past again?
While chit chatting with friends, I happened to hear another such case. Yes, another bad pick up line! -You must be tired. You've been running through my mind all day. The girl replied, “You look like a kidnapper”! Only a bad guy could think of such a line.
Haven’t I seen you some place before? Counts to yet another such bad lines! Rhea replied, Yes that is why I have stopped going there then on. This pick up line is as outdated as the famous hindi line, “Toh aap pooja ki dost ho”? Meaning, are you pooja’s friend. The name pooja being so common among the Indian population, almost every girl would probably have one friend named pooja. The one who might have used it first must be a clever guy. But the repetitive use of the same by many makes it very outdated now.
Well I don’t advocate that all the lines are bad. But it would be nice if you crack your minds a bit and think of something creative and genuine to break the ice and strike a conversation with the girl, you wish to know more, instead of copying something someone has already failed with. Else you may get added up in the list of “Bad pick up line users”.
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